Nightharbor prepares for tourist season

Tourist season is not quite here yet but it’s on the minds of citizens and in the wallets of vendors everywhere!

That’s right, readers, time to sweep the sand away, gussy up the gussets, polish your wares, and start ordering extra trinkets to line the shelves with.


Rumours are afloat that advertising for Nightharbor Tours has started to circulate far and wide. We contacted an inside source who told us bookings are way up for this and next month, and that interest is at an all time high.


Delightful and confusing local food merchant, Bob, told us he’s been buying extra meat for months and hopes to hit nearly 18% edibility by peak season – noting that, “if it wiggles, it’s protein.”


Although Nightharbor’s various guards do their best to maintain the peace and safety of all, tourist and citizens alike are reminded to stick to the more well lit parts of town and any sightseeing beyond the gates, or within the gates, is completely the risk and responsibility of the individual.

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